me – Eric's Tumblr Blog

sweaterwithpaintstains:

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

don’t romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!!!

youhateblacktranswomen:

shoopd:

No Nut November is a conspiracy made by succubi to ensure a good winter harvest.

Protect yourself, kings.

I’m the succubus

buu-black:

navigaero:

enshanomusicbro:

navigaero:

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

You’re not going to heaven.

@that-one-homosexual

turing-tested:

scrogms:

turing-tested:

whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much

love

kinky! i like it

meanplastic:

16 year old me when a guy would lean back in his chair and his shirt would lift up

silver-boots:

steadfast:

vampireapologist:

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

catsuggest:

catsuggest:

aquilacalvitium:

catsuggest:

it is bedtime o’clock evorybody !

pls get into bed & become sleep now. good nighte !

I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP

irrelevont. sleep now or else

he has alreadé decreed good nighte . donot provoke him

denynnn:

Source: mynewplaidpants2

cobaltdays:

act a fool sis