WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!
marvel and dc got nothing on chaotic disco bard guy
wheres his movie???
WTF IS THIS?!?!?!
its style in it’s rawest and purest form my dude
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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship
#physics does not apply to lesbianism
Queen Xena!! 😃😃😃
I knew this would one day turn up on Tumblr
The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it
Peter Rabbit (2018)
612l:
women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent
have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny
this post just kills you twice huh
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