
Tag: cursed
daddy: *cums on the floor*
me and the roaches: *fights over who gets to lick it first*what in gods name

this is so funny
(for context)
Yeah, if I was an Uber driver, I sure as shit wouldn’t be picking up any demons of Slaanesh and letting them into my vehicle.
I’m confident that if I let them in my car, by the time I dropped them off I would have either a slit throat or psychic abilities (maybe both)
hewwo~ wewcome to suguwy ^-^ nwurse pas me da scawpel so we can begwinn (/・ω・)/
hehe stahp making teh siwwy sounds (=^・ω・^=) i need to finnish teh incision x3
*me, poking at ur spween* pwease stop screaming in pwain silly (^・x・^) im giving yourr organs a mwassage hehe nya~ ♡ॢ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎
*stawts shouting into your esophagus* hhh hh hewwo,, any hwydowclowic acid around~
How do I delete someone else’s post
your organs will act as the paving stones on my path to total domination.
You’ll never take me ali
the deed is done

mark playin the fuckin field smh
this post is so unbelievably awful

thesis: huge ass titties
WHYS HE STANDING LIKE THAT
He had to do it to em







