
Joaquin Ibarra by Jorge Anaya – Fucking Young!
Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?
Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.
Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:
This is oddly specific.
Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Mistlefoe™