tempestpaige: annabellebanna: omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category you got poland lookin nice Namibia workin it Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect Haiti fuckin rockin it Great Britain got damn Switzerland hell yeah and then ….Miss USA. we had to be a fucking transformer ive never been more proud to be an american tbh
commie-thot: boringangel: when you’re waiting for uber driver jonathon to pull up in his subaru but you have no idea what a subaru looks like bc ur gay so u just kind of stand there vaguely hoping jonathon looks like he does in his uber profile pic I… Gotta go…
tumblr_oqth1fKUIM1rra09r tapatiopapi: teamnowalls: party in the usa playing in the background really makes this That’s universal studios lmfaoo