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hewwo~ wewcome to suguwy ^-^ nwurse pas me da scawpel so we can begwinn (/・ω・)/

hehe stahp making teh siwwy sounds (=^・ω・^=) i need to finnish teh incision x3

*me, poking at ur spween* pwease stop screaming in pwain silly (^・x・^) im giving yourr organs a mwassage hehe nya~ ♡ॢ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎

*stawts shouting into your esophagus* hhh hh hewwo,, any hwydowclowic acid around~

How do I delete someone else’s post

your organs will act as the paving stones on my path to total domination.

You’ll never take me ali

the deed is done

holegrain:

directorbear:

thegiantpandabear:

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Tops with no vocabulary be like

Stop top shaming. They’re humans too

So we gotta put in 85% of the work and have a script written with lines memorized???

85%?!?!?

Okay, you right. It’s more like 97.42%

I- 97.42%?

Bottoms: *clean out for 20 minutes, watch what they eat for the entire day, blow the top for 15 minutes, ride the top while supporting their entire body weight, deal with possibly being sore afterward for a short time*

Tops: *get hard and just shove it in, sometimes don’t help the bottoms finish after they finish because they just fall asleep*

97.42% tho

Reblogging again for this newest addition.