night-cr0w:

Today in D&D…

  • Ranger noticed the 1 foot deep water looked differently up ahead and inspected it by tasting it. She took 3 points of acid damage from the slime that lay there.
  • Druid cast Polymorph on himself and turned into a giant octopus. While suspended midair by wooden disks that hung from the ceiling. Shortly thereafter he fell into the boiling mud below but we don’t talk about that. 
  • Vampire tried to charm the Paladin devoted to lesbianism. Her Aura of Devotion protected her from heterosexuality.